
SUPERVISOR NOTE: Refusing more than three contracts per shift triggers automatic CivicLoop Compliance Score review. Refer to FORM K-2026.A § 12.
Welcome to N9. The megacorp district of our glorious city of Neukölln. Become a Kourier, secure your employment* or risk deportation.
* Continued enrollment subject to performance review, reputation tier, and Section 7.2.B of the N9 Kourier Operations Compliance Code.

Connect your Kourier ID* to any of our certified megacorp delivery grids.
Choose your master carefully — transfer penalties apply.
* WARNING: PLATFORM INDUCTION MAY REQUIRE BIOMETRIC BINDING. REFER TO CLAUSE 4B IN YOUR INDUCTION PACKET.

EVERY PACKAGE. EVERY DOOR. EVERY TIME.
The backbone of N9. High volume, low margin, infinite demand. If it ships in N9, it ships on Kotti. Survival rate: Acceptable.

HOT FOOD. HOTTER TIPS.
Food delivery, gamified to pathology. Demonic surge pricing, predatory tip prompts, six-second order acceptance windows. The mascot is not a metaphor.

YOUR TIME IS THEIRS.
Passenger transport for the velvet-rope class. VIP escorts, smooth rides, brutal rating thresholds. One four-star review and your access tier drops.

WE HAUL WHAT NOBODY ELSE WILL.
Groceries, hardware, cursed cargo. Unstable physics. Customers who tip in screams. Deliveries that arrive heavier than they left.

EVERY MINUTE IS A LIFE.
Organs on ice, prescription drops, blood-bag sprints, biohazard disposal. Ethical violations are waived. Organ donor card required.

PRECIOUS CARGO. UNCERTAIN CONTENT.
Designer pets, cloned cats, bioengineered lapdogs, robotic companions. Half the gigs are absurd. The other half are probably illegal.

UNLISTED. UNTRACED. UNTAXED.
Off-grid exchanges. No tracking. No backup. High payout. The platform that does not officially exist.

POWERING NEUKÖLLN-9. WATT BY WATT.
Energy infrastructure platform. Battery cell swaps, blackout zone restoration, fuel cell drops. Time-critical work in dark places. High burnout rate.

EYES EVERYWHERE. PEACE OF MIND.
The Rhein-Dietrich Security Corp. Est. 19XX. Defense and surveillance contractor. Classified parcels, evidence transports, gear deployment, compliance audits. Clean records only. Mandatory loyalty oaths.
Neukölln-9 (nicknamed N9 or "neuneun" by locals) is a dense, diverse corporate owned and controlled enclave of the Neukölln Megastadt (Neukölln Mega City). As a Kourier, you will navigate its multi-tiered architecture, from the subterranean transit grids to the perilous, unregulated rooftops. Familiarize yourself with the high-traffic zones and restricted sectors. Ignorance of zone boundaries is not an accepted excuse for failure to deliver.

All Kouriers, regardless of platform affiliation, perform the following four core duties. Failure to perform any duty within published thresholds may result in deactivation, deportation, or both.

SUPERVISOR NOTE: Refusing more than three contracts per shift triggers automatic CivicLoop Compliance Score review. Refer to FORM K-2026.A § 12.

SUPERVISOR NOTE: Falls from rooftop level 4 or higher are not covered under standard contractor insurance. CartGoblin liability waivers are sold separately.

SUPERVISOR NOTE: Tips exceeding 30% trigger automatic audit by CivicLoop Anti-Fraud Division. Customers tipping above platform median may be flagged.

SUPERVISOR NOTE: Replacement is automatic. Replacement is constant. Replacement is the only thing the system has ever done well.
The megacorps don't recognize this title. The N9 Bureau of Labor refuses to acknowledge it. CivicLoop_OS tracks it anyway - because the streets do. Kouriers indirectly compete when accepting and completing jobs, not for money, not for tips... but for the glory of the gig. And the prize? To earn the title of HYPERKOURIER, given to the Kourier ranked first across all Contractor Networks. Computed by total gigs, total earnings, total tips, trick scores, viewer hours... and more... But what's the catch? The Kourier who wears the crown only keeps it for 90 days. Then everyone starts again.
| RANK | KOURIER ID | PREFERRED PLATFORM | REP SCORE | LIVE VIEWERS | RECENT ACTION | STATUS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
01// HYPERKOURIER | DEATHCAB_BERLIN | RDSC | 28,471 | 124K | “Held title for 47 consecutive days” | TITLE HOLDER |
02 | NULL_ROUTE | GHOSTDROP | 26,128 | 89K | “Spoofed 12 RDSC checkpoints in single shift” | CHALLENGER |
03 | BOXMOTHER | KOTTIEXPRESS | 24,012 | 42K | “300 packages cleared, zero late drops” | RISING |
04 | KAFKA_47 | DASHDAEMON | 23,884 | 67K | “Triple-stack noodle run, all tips above 25%” | RISING |
05 | NEONHEART | LYFTLUX | 22,019 | 112K | “VIP escort, perfect rating, surveillance evaded” | RISING |
06 | GRIDWITCH | TETRAGRID | 20,944 | 31K | “Restored 14 blocks during blackout event” | ACTIVE |
07 | THE_LAST_KOURIER | KOTTIEXPRESS | 19,872 | 24K | “47 consecutive shifts, no rest cycle taken” | UNDER REVIEW |
08 | OFFICER_DOWN | MEDRUSH | 19,021 | 58K | “Organ delivery, beat ETA by 4 minutes” | ACTIVE |
09 | CRASH_KITTY | PETPORTER | 18,477 | 93K | “Robotic dog returned, mostly intact” | ACTIVE |
10 | [REDACTED] | [REDACTED] | ████ | ███ | “[CASE FILE SEALED // CIVICLOOP REVIEW]” | DEACTIVATED |
The Kourier at rank 01 carries the title of
for the remainder of the Season.
The title cannot be bought, transferred, or appealed.
It can only be earned, defended, or lost.
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